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Mr Pinkbottom's Jokes.

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Why do you call your dog Mechanic? Answer

What did the traffic warden say to the librarian? Answer

Why did the chicken cross the road in the park? Answer

What did the penguin get when he went to the gym for a workout? Answer

Where's the best place to store herbs? Answer

A man was cycling. But was walking. How can that be? Answer

Why did Anne Boleyn, one of Henry VIII's wives, have bites all over her? Answer
How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a boogie in it. (from James John,age 9 Rhiwbina)
What goes 99 klonk, 99 klonk, 99 klonk, 99 klonk? A centipede with a wooden leg!. (from Amy Hannaford)
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore neck? A centipede with athlete's foot! (from Amy Hannaford)
Why did the fish blush? Because the seaweed! (from Amy Hannaford)
What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSH! (from Amy Hannaford)
If a boxer was knocked out by Dracula, what would he be? Out for the count! (from Amy Hannaford)
What do you call an Alien spaceship that drips water? A crying saucer! (from Amy Hannaford)
Which two letters are bad for your teeth? DK! (from Amy Hannaford)
What do you call two robbers? A pair of nickers! (from Thomas Hooley)
What happened when the frog parked on its car on a double yellow line? It got toad away! (from Amy Hannaford)
How can you tell if a snake is still a baby? It has a rattle! (from Amy Hannaford)
Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide! (from Amy Hannaford)
A magician invited someone out of the audience to take part in the 'sawing a person in half' trick. During the trick, to make conversation the magician asked the person what football team he supported. "Man United!" he replied.

Two tourists (won't mention the nationality) were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the waitress, "before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... Very slowly?"
The girl leaned over the counter and said, "burrrrrrrr gerrrrrrr kiiiing."

Mrs Fox was waiting for Mr Fox to come home for tea. At last she saw him limping down the road an hour late. "Where have you been?" she said. "I was in Farmer Bunce's field and he shot me in the leg," Mr Fox explained. Mrs Fox shrugged her shoulders and said crossly, "Hmmph! That's a lame excuse!"

Why do you call your dog Mechanic?	Answer
What did the traffic warden say to the librarian?	Answer
Why did the chicken cross the road in the park?	Answer
What did the penguin get when he went to the gym for a workout?	Answer
Where's the best place to store herbs?	Answer
A man was cycling. But was walking. How can that be?	Answer
Why did Anne Boleyn, one of Henry VIII's wives, have bites all over her?	Answer
How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a boogie in it. (from James John,age 9 Rhiwbina)
What goes 99 klonk, 99 klonk, 99 klonk, 99 klonk? A centipede with a wooden leg!. (from Amy Hannaford)
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore neck? A centipede with athlete's foot! (from Amy Hannaford)
Why did the fish blush? Because the seaweed! (from Amy Hannaford)
What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSH! (from Amy Hannaford)
If a boxer was knocked out by Dracula, what would he be? Out for the count! (from Amy Hannaford)
What do you call an Alien spaceship that drips water? A crying saucer! (from Amy Hannaford)
Which two letters are bad for your teeth? DK! (from Amy Hannaford)
What do you call two robbers? A pair of nickers! (from Thomas Hooley)
What happened when the frog parked on its car on a double yellow line? It got toad away! (from Amy Hannaford)
How can you tell if a snake is still a baby? It has a rattle! (from Amy Hannaford)
Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide! (from Amy Hannaford)
A magician invited someone out of the audience to take part in the 'sawing a person in half' trick. During the trick, to make conversation the magician asked the person what football team he supported. "Man United!" he replied.

Two tourists (won't mention the nationality) were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the waitress, "before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... Very slowly?" The girl leaned over the counter and said, "burrrrrrrr gerrrrrrr kiiiing."
Mrs Fox was waiting for Mr Fox to come home for tea. At last she saw him limping down the road an hour late. "Where have you been?" she said. "I was in Farmer Bunce's field and he shot me in the leg," Mr Fox explained. Mrs Fox shrugged her shoulders and said crossly, "Hmmph! That's a lame excuse!"